Attend closely, for what follows is rather important.

The Gentleman Scientist is a lab notebook kept in public. It is written for the man who reads the manual and the footnotes; who would sooner build the thing than buy it; and who sees no contradiction between a properly lathered shave and a properly soldered joint.

What you will find here

The laboratory is organised into six research departments:

  • Grooming Laboratory - the morning shave as ritual and chemistry.
  • Spirits & Elixirs - cocktail science and the apparatus of the bar.
  • The Workshop - fabrication, materials, lasers and lenses.
  • Apparatus & Computing - microcontrollers, machine intelligence and devices of questionable necessity.
  • Propulsion & Machines - rockets, engines and automotive diagnostics.
  • Self-Experimentation - sleep, heart rate and the data one gathers about oneself.

Each dispatch aims to be something you can actually do: a protocol, a list of apparatus, and an honest account of what worked and what did not.

On method

Experiments here are ambitious in spirit and conservative in execution. Where a procedure involves heat, pressure, cryogens, lasers or anything else with opinions of its own, the safety precautions are stated plainly - they are the price of admission, not an afterthought.

On commerce

The laboratory is partially sustained by affiliate partnerships. When a dispatch recommends a piece of apparatus, the link may earn a small commission. Recommendations are made on merit; the details are set out in the affiliate disclosure.

The experiment awaits. I shall be in the laboratory.

What the labels mean

Planned
the question, the method and the apparatus. Not yet run.
In progress
underway. Notes only, no conclusions.
Results
run and measured. The data is shown.
Simulation
computed from a model, not measured. Main assumptions are listed.